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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2015 8:48:38 GMT -5
The title pretty much says it all. All kinds of little stories that you've been in.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2015 9:30:51 GMT -5
Once upon a time, it was my mom's birthday. She was turning 31 and I was 7 I decided to cook my elephant ear for her and light candles. My sisters were out of the house, so I couldn't get help from them. So I literally asked my mom how long do I put it in. She said 2:00. "200" my being the stupid kid I was, I thought she said 2000. So of course I put it in for 20:00 minutes. During this my sister showed up and three sat on the couch to watch TV with her. A while after we all got the smell of smoke. My mom ran in the kitchen and noticed that the microwave slowly started to spark I guess. Long story short after my mom scolded me for not knowing numbers we had to take the elephant ear with tongs and threw it in the giant dumpster. The end. XD
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 1:21:08 GMT -5
I am so confused....you are a strange child. I've never legitimately had a real fun silly moment that was kind of risky. I was like a stuck up snobby only child. Except I wasn't stuck up or snobby. Lol.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 1:43:44 GMT -5
Another story then. At my old house, we decided it would be super cool to inline skate. Our the third floor (the bottom) was mixed with carpet and tile, carpet for the living room side, and tile for the laundry, mini kitchen and bathroom part. So my sisters and cousin and I put on our skates and went on the tile. At first we knocked over a lot of stuff (and each other) until we wondered what it would be like to go faster. By this time, I stopped skating and sat on the carpet part to watch Dexter's Lab. So two out of three of my sisters grabbed my cousin and gave her a push. (This is a small runway) anyway they moved faster, one slipped and my cousin slid (feet first) and her feet went through the bathroom door. (This door was made of old wood so it left a giant gaping hole.) Of course our parents weren't home. Me being like 5 or 6, I was like Michelle from Full House "You're in big trouble mister: Jk I wish I said that, but I'm pretty sure they had to bribe me to not tell. Short story, they got in trouble, I got chocolate chip cookies.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 21:59:41 GMT -5
Your stories never fail to amaze me. Um, I guess since all my stories are pretty weird, I'll say the one from last year. The day of my birthday, my foster brother and I were in the kitchen (having like a grape war) and my brother decided to do the dishes later. He didn't know that there was a cup in the garbage disposal and started to freak out when the water wouldn't go down. Me being who I am, I started to freak out. I began to message people on Vault asking what I should do. So I did the stupidest thing ever. I turned on the disposal, wrapped my hand in a dish rag and stuck my hand in the disposal. I got out the cup, but my hand did start to bleed (Note I only turned on the disposal for a few seconds and turned it off, just so the blades could move for a little bit.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 22:27:35 GMT -5
And you call me the dangerous one. Grape war...bwuahahaha! This sparked a story then! So this was when my best friend and I were close (aka Potato) and she as out my house to hang out. So it was near dinner (I think we were going skating that night) anyway, this was at the old house and our living room was connected to our dining room. My dad was at an angle where he could watch TV and see my friend and I eat. Anyway, my friend "accidentally" flicked food at me and I went "you wanna go?" And started throwing food. Pie was on the floor, etc, my dad DID NOT NOTICE A FREAKING THING! A few weeks later he started seeing stains on the look and complained that I eat like a 3 year old. He never knew the real story. XD
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 22:37:46 GMT -5
Omg...
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 18:14:01 GMT -5
Omg is right, my friend.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2015 1:13:44 GMT -5
I'm trying to think of a really funny story. But the only thing I can't think of was when I was in elementary school, in drama, I ran across the slippy stage and flew across into props, while my friend got stuck on the background moon, and our manager had no idea what to do, because my other friends were fighting with the prop foods like gladiators with swords. Baguettes.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2015 1:03:37 GMT -5
What the heck did you and your friends do? I would never suspect you to do..*dies of laughter* oh my frick. I can't...gah. So my "friends" did drama and they had an hour for the play to begin. So they and their director decided to be whales and slide down the row in dividing the sided of the chairs. A lot of screaming. Music. AND "WHALE 5 AND 6 STOP DANCING, YOU'RE STEALING THE SHOW!" This video is literally one of the best. But seriously baguettes?
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 23:18:38 GMT -5
MRLH is the best school ever! We had Senior Take Over Wednesday, where the seniors teach the classes instead of the teachers, but in a more fun way. So since we have a lot of Chinese exchanges also one Japanese exchange. We learned about Chinese culture/history. Learned to draw the signs for like rain, sun, forest, etc. Had dumplings and played as they called it "Chinese Mafia" which I was the best killer. Then we had to make a one foot tower of marshmallows and quick spaghetti that could hold a small box with weights in it. (My team lost because they were arguing) and a really close friend senior of mine wrote down the rules No Pickles because my friend: who has the same name as you Lili smacked me with one. Then we had zombie tag in the gym with a twist. There were objects that you could hide under, behind, between, etc, the zombies had glow in the dark bracelets, and the lights were off so it was completely pitched black. And they played creepy music which scared the living hell out of me. We had to find one of my friends who was an Italian exchange, because he hid in the crawl in closet with the volleyball nets. Last round my Lily and I were the last to survivor. She hid in a corner, while I pressed myself against the door, put my hood up, and wrapped myself in a ball. Then we had an outside of school scavenger hunt and went to places like Farelli's (pizza place), walgreens, etc it was for religion. And then we had an art class where we decorated cookies of what we liked. Someone decorated it just what and said "It's white because I'm white." And I did a trident with green sprinkles, outer pink frosting and a pink sea. I said: "Trident (which looks the the sign for mountain in Chinese) because I want that as a tattoo,yellow sprinkles for the light of the world (religious school, not really religious people it doesn't matter) and pink because we wear pink on Wednesdays." And lastly (best thing ever) we had dodgeball, first it was a tournament, freshmen (a large group including myself) vs sophomore (really small class) we won of course. Than juniors (average size) vs seniors (average army with a lot of jocks) seniors dominated. And then freshmen vs seniors of course seniors won, but we did pretty well. Then we played sprout dodgeball, "black alliance" and then they tricked us. They told us to go outside to take a picture before we played water balloon toss (where each catch you take a step back) so we went outside and lined up. They had their camera our saying it was tradition to take out the seniors of the picture to show the future Hawks (school thing we are Hawks) anyway one of my friend seniors yelled at the top of his lungs "HEY HAWKS ARE YOU THIRSTY??!!!" The windows above us opened and the dumped about 100 water balloons on us. We were soaked. Then the jock boys jumped out of no where and pelted us with more. One of the freshmen got the bucket of water dumped on him. It was an amazing day. Tomorrow we are seeing who is the future class senators for the sophomores.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 23:21:45 GMT -5
But for zombie tag apparently there was this group who could run (we them had to walk for ours so no injuries could happen) but my friend who is about 6'3 was running away from a zombie, who was a freshman about 5'3/5'4 anyway idk what fully happened but the freshman ran and checked my friend so hard in the face that his tooth completely fell out, and apparently went through his lip, now he has to get stitches.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 14:29:21 GMT -5
Is this only private schools?!!?! That sounds a-mazing! Aw poor kid.... and your Lily? Didn't know you were the possessive type.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2015 20:45:40 GMT -5
Been private schooled my whole life, idk, my current and primary school are literally one minute apart. Oops I didn't mean mine, but we did make a Coraline creepypasta..XD
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2015 12:54:42 GMT -5
...is private school slowing turning into public school based on wildness?
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2015 21:18:48 GMT -5
...Orihime voice: Maybe.... (That was episode 2, bringing back memories!)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 19:53:11 GMT -5
YES! :OOOOOO
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 19:08:31 GMT -5
Nah.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2015 2:35:37 GMT -5
Bring Bleach into this eh?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2015 0:51:56 GMT -5
Why wouldn't you bring Bleach into this?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2015 4:04:22 GMT -5
Have I mentioned why I hate the Fourth of July. Because if I didn't. I'm saying it now. So I live in a place where it is illegal to do fireworks, if you do you will get fined. But I live on the, I guess, "outskirts" we were are from that place but we don't have to follow their rules. ANYWAY! A couple of houses down (like 3) catches on fire, because the house in front of them, set off fireworks and it landed on the roof of the house near mine. So basically their are ambulances, police cars and fire trucks still here, with a lot of people outside watching. (It is still going on as I write this). Prayers go out to the family, but, people take it too far especially if we're a dry location.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2015 22:45:28 GMT -5
I just feel like telling a true story about Pokemon. Once, in middle school (primary) we were allowed to bring these cards and yu-gi-oh (however you spell it) and then a no longer current friend brought theirs for show 'N tell and the cards got stolen. To that day pokemon cards or any cards were banned. Until I and the group of rebels decided to defy authority. That's right. We dealed Pokemon cards. Early during recess behind the school we snuck to, they would either leave a note or something about what card they wanted and how much money they would offer. And of course I did the dirty work to get those cards (another story) anyway one kid would say they needed to go to the bathroom and either me or one of my friends said they wanted to get a drink of water we'd meet in the hallway and one of us would slip them an envelope. We'd exchange stuff and leave like nothing happened. Then we put all the money together and split it evenly. Sometimes we'd scout certain kids, they either gave us money or stuff from snack shack (every Friday was candy and junk food) we also made tape tattoos and paper towel tattoos. Those days we were rich 8-10 year olds (this was during 3rd and 4th grade). The End.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2015 0:46:45 GMT -5
I dunno, I just felt like bringing this up. So the state I live in has its yearly fall fair, that everyone goes to for rides, gifts, and overly priced food. This year I didn't really go, I only went to look at my picture that won second place. Anyway, we were in passing period, and I was talking about how I've been to the fair every year and never had a scone. Scones are very important over here, at the fair they make the best, and the line is super-duper long. Anyway, everyone stopped what they were doing and freaked out, about how I've lived here my whole life and had never eaten a scone. So the next week at school, my friend literally comes running up to me with a zip-lock bag in her hands as she literally thrusts it to me. Inside of it was a scone, and she watched me, along with a few others take my first bite. (I swear I felt like Squidward when he had his first Krabby Patty). So yeah, the scone was amazing, and addicting to eat.
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